Balanca's Pyro Room
1809 Grand Blvd. Kansas City, MO 64108   Mon thru Fri 6PM-3AM, Sat 2PM-3AM   816-474-6369 (MEOW)
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Don't miss out on one of the most FUN yet COZIEST week nights of the week. We start out with in house DARTS at 7:30pm. Then we wrap that up and get the night really going at 10PM w/ DJ Hollywood! Let me tell you that this cat knows just how to crank out the HOTTEST MUSIC not to mention he brings an ENERGY to the room!

We have drink specials all night long so get your ASSES down here and drink & dance!

Wednesday night starts with FREE Texas Hold'em at 7PM & 10PM, followed immediately by...KARAOKE! Great singers, party people going crazy on the dance floor – it's Karaoke done right. No worries for shy singers, this crowd loves all the singers. If you wanna try out a new song for the first time, this is the place to do it. There's no attitude, no pretense, no bullshit – just karaoke!

You're a f*cking Rock Star at Balanca's!

House DJ/KJ Hollywood leads the fun, warms up the crowd, and plays fantastic dance music in between.  Get down here and join in the action.

THURSDAY NIGHT RIOT brought to you by DJs Raspy Josh & Sweeney!

These motherf*ckers DESTROY Thursday night – in a good way, that makes you bleed for more. What f*cking totally rocks about these guys is their eclectic resurrection of zombie tracks from genres you wish you were still cool enough to own. Post-Punk? Check. Dirtcore? Check. Industrial? Check. Thrash? Check. Acid Jazz? Check.

Ministry / Skinny Puppy / NIN / Misfits / Black Flag / Sisters of Mercy / Fugazi / KMFDM / My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult / Nitzer Ebb / Dead Kennedys / Suicidal Tendencies / Rancid / Sex Pistols + awesome local stuff you don't even know? Get your ass down here for cheap, cheap PBR, Jim Beam shot specials + killer music!

The Titans of Air Hockey also RULE on this night. Come down and compete against the masters, or simply join one of their clans and be granted a game.

DJs / Live Music : ...and the weekend begins at Balanca's!

We light it up Friday night, with 2 levels of party! The Pyro Room (downstairs) will be blasting insanity, starting at 10:00pm. Party people from all over keep this place at a fever pitch until 3:00 AM.

Upstairs: DJ SCSI Bunny, Experimental Barbershop Quartet
Downstairs: DJ Hollywood playing eclectic/retro/dance music all night long - request a song!

The main bar is usually a little more chill than downstairs, and is a good place to come for a breather, when the heat gets too intense downstairs! Play some pool, darts, relax in spacious seating – whatever you need to do, and get back to the party!

We serve damn good food until 2:00 AM nightly.

SATURDAY NIIIIIGHT MOTHERF*CKERS! The Pyro Room ignites at 10:00 PM, with gay/straight/swingers dancing & partying together – all night long. The people are the show on this night! Get down here and party with the most diverse crowd in the city. This is how it's supposed to happen, and it kicks ass.
2 levels of party – DJ Hollywood in the Pyro Room playing an eclectic mix of music from 10:00 PM - 3:00 AM.  Upstairs it's Juke Box, Air Hockey, Darts, Pool, Drinks and People!

The mix of people at Balanca's keeps this place alive and on fire. You know those politically correct ads where they always have the "perfect" mix of different kinds of people? Balanca's is the ONLY place in KC that actually pulls it off and it's a f*cking BLAST!

If you need more proof, check out the party photos in our Media Archive

R&R!!!! We sleep in after our crazy weekends, and rest my sweet kitties! Meow!

FUN FUN FUN & Free Texas Hold'em at 7PM and again at 10PM!  You've seen it on ESPN, now do it for realz at Balanca's. Get ready for Tuesdays kitties!